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DEI in FEMA Recovery

Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency management”. Communities of color that are most impacted by “weather and natural disasters” are to...

Baby Oil Under Assault.

Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property. Diddy’s Lawyer accused Costco of providing baby oil in bulk to Diddy. Costco says they...

ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala Harris in the upcoming debate. With their help, Kamala is a sure winner. The Following...

Kamala Kameleon

DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It really describes who she is and what she means to us. Kamala Kameleon (Commie Kamunist)...

Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****

The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible sentences. Our undercover agents obtained portions of the report and it’s recommendations. The Probation Report...

Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story

The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to prevent this alliance from forming.