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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition

It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls, and graveyards. All leading up to Halloween when people wear costumes to try to scare...

Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!

When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what the Democrat Party thinks of the working class. In the same way, Obama did when...

Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is what we are told. Joe Biden avoided questions, events and pretty much let the teleprompter...

DEI in FEMA Recovery

Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency management”. Communities of color that are most impacted by “weather and natural disasters” are to...

Baby Oil Under Assault.

Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property. Diddy’s Lawyer accused Costco of providing baby oil in bulk to Diddy. Costco says they...

ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala Harris in the upcoming debate. With their help, Kamala is a sure winner. The Following...