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Mayorkas at FEMA
DEI in FEMA Recovery

Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency management”. Communities of color that are most impacted by “weather and natural disasters” are to...

Diddy Baby oil
Baby Oil Under Assault.

Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property. Diddy’s Lawyer accused Costco of providing baby oil in bulk to Diddy. Costco says they...

ABC News Lies
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala Harris in the upcoming debate. With their help, Kamala is a sure winner. The Following...

Kamala with Boy George
Kamala Kameleon

DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It really describes who she is and what she means to us. Kamala Kameleon (Commie Kamunist)...

Trump in dimly Lit Room
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****

The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible sentences. Our undercover agents obtained portions of the report and it’s recommendations. The Probation Report...

Kennedy Trump and The Godfather
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story

The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to prevent this alliance from forming.

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Unanimous Supreme Court Ruling on Mypillows

On Monday the Supreme Court bolstered the 4th Amendment’s ban on “unreasonable searches and seizures,” ruling in a unanimous...

Trump speaking by a podium with First Lady Melania and Mike Pompeo
Looking For A New Hope, Disney Makes Major Changes

Liberal producers have decided that even with the Horse Apple performances of Joe Biden, Kamala...

Kamala Harris walking away
Kamala Harris Quitting!

Republicans were extremely excited to hear that Kamala Harris is quitting. Unfortunately, it is not...

Merrick Garland being Applauded by Joe Biden and Barrack Obama
Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden

In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in...

Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa

Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis.  This backfired on them as one foolish...

Supreme Court of United States
SCOTUS rules “The Constitution doesn’t care about your feelings.”

In a 6-3 ruling in the case of Your Feelings vs. The Constitution. The Supreme...