Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Election Medicine
Signs You May Have Dementia
There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...
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Election Legal
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial
Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...
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Election Legal Politics
Jury Follows Merchans Instructions Hushing The Law
We at DogFacePonia have gotten a copy of the Jury instructions for Donald Trump’s hush...
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Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria
In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the...
TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
New Color for MAGA
News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...
The What Color House?
On a cold crisp morning, the sun rises over Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes waft down softly. ...
