There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are concerned that you have dementia here are some of the signs to look for to see if the shoe fits:
- Can’t remember how many grandchildren you have or their names
- Sniffing any woman or child you are standing next to
- You believe your uncle was eaten by cannibals
- Getting lost leaving a stage or wandering aimlessly off in a field
- Putting on your sunglasses in slow motion (indoor) and moving in slow motion (clearly a cheap fake)
- You enjoy playing freeze tag during a speech or during public functions
- Being proud of your son who has drug, gun and IRS problems and who sleeps with his brother’s widow
- You have difficulty walking and you fall off of bicycles
- Not knowing men from women and thinking men can have babies and breast feed
- Thinking you are the embodiment of the rule of law
- Allowing children to feel your hairy legs which turn blond in the sun
- You believe there is a dude called Corn Pop that you threw out of a pool
- You believe you were appointed to West Point to play football
- Saying you graduated the top of your law class
- People think you are a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.
- You are only “dependably engaged” only a few hours a day between 10am and 4pm
We at DogFacePonia could bring up more signs of dementia but feel that is unnecessary. This is because the already mentioned signs paint a picture of dementia that is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer (and the leaders of all foreign nations). Do you know anyone who is suffering from these signs of dementia who needs your help?
“Tổng thống Joe Biden” (CC BY 2.0) by manhhai
