CDC Recommends Throwing Your Children Into The Grand Canyon So They Are Safe From Monkeypox

A new CDC study analyzed the probability that 5472 children who were thrown into The Grand Canyon subsequently acquired Monkeypox. This was compared to 5496 children in a placebo group (all of whom were grateful not to have been thrown into The Grand Canyon). “The results were really impressive,” said Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of … Continue reading CDC Recommends Throwing Your Children Into The Grand Canyon So They Are Safe From Monkeypox