Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland

After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr. Flush said the decision was a simple one. He went on to say that Portland represents everything the company values. Mr. Flush decided that if a city can flush itself down the toilet so completely; they are just the kind … Continue reading Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland