We here in Dogfaceponia want to encourage everyone to social distance for your health. But more importantly we want to help you to SOCIALism Distance. As Socialism is a potentially fatal disease. Here are 10 ways we came up with to keep socialists and Socialism at a distance.
- Go to Church – No Socialists there. These days it is a right we have to fight for.
- Don’t wear a mask – it might get you arrested but probably keep some people away
- Be Anti-Social
- Join the NRA
- Wear your MAGA hat everywhere – Nothing gets a Socialist going quite like an American flag and a MAGA hat.
- Discuss your 2nd amendment rights
- Say “All Lives Matter” to people – To liberals only specific groups matter and you don’t if you don’t fit into a special group.
- Discuss your fondness for the Police – They keep us all safe and risk their lives everyday. Liberals hate this of course.
- Talk about Fiscal Responsibility – Oh no the idea of cutting programs!
- Use the word Freedom as frequently as possible – They hate freedom with a passion.
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