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Merrick Garland Announces No Trump Supporter is Above The Law

Donald Trump has had several lawsuits against him. Given the circumstances of this and other trials involving Trump supporters. Attorney General Merrick Garland wants to assure everyone in the country...

Cicadas for Trump?!

Cicadas are emerging in numbers not seen since Thomas Jefferson was President. Different Broods of cicadas emerge in different yearly patterns. Some emerge on 13-year or 17-year patterns. While others...

Prosecution Attempts to Extend Trump’s Trial Until July

Donald Trump’s trial appears to be winding down. This is unacceptable to the Biden administration. Hunter Biden is expected to have two trials take place in June. The earliest is...

Witnesses for the Prosecution

The case of NY vs Trump is winding down in court. The prosecution has presented its case with 34 charges accusing Trump of being mean with documents. Key Witnesses STORMY...

Nancy Pelosi given Medal of Freedom. US Treasury Could be Next for the Honor.

The White House said the recipients of the Medal of Freedom made “exemplary contributions to the prosperity, values, or security of the United States, world peace, or other significant societal,...

New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner

Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship Papua New Guinea would like to have Joe Biden for dinner. It is unknown at...

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Something Smells Funny About the Deal

Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...

Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden

In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in...

Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa

Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis.  This backfired on them as one foolish...

Unanimous Supreme Court Ruling on Mypillows

On Monday the Supreme Court bolstered the 4th Amendment’s ban on “unreasonable searches and seizures,” ruling in a unanimous...

Kamala Harris Quitting!

Republicans were extremely excited to hear that Kamala Harris is quitting. Unfortunately, it is not...

Looking For A New Hope, Disney Makes Major Changes

Liberal producers have decided that even with the Horse Apple performances of Joe Biden, Kamala...