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Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.

The rush is on.  The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the Biden safe.  Joe Biden now has Covid so it’s Back to the Basement. Out of...

Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful

Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She said President Trump was gifted an ear piercing by an attendee. He was truly fired...

The Shot That Woke the World

Our fellow Americans, friends, sympathetic ears from around the World. The truths that have presented themselves from Butler, Pennsylvania on Saturday July 13th, 2024. Will ring out as a shot...

AOC Almost Murdered by The Constitution

In shocking news, reportedly AOC was almost murdered by the Constitution of the United States. We wanted to understand what this could mean for AOC and America. Would the Democrats...

Signs You May Have Dementia

There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are concerned that you have dementia here are some of the signs to look for to...

DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked

The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got off to a slow start. Only one mention of convicted felon and limited mentions of...