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Menendez Plans his Presidential Campaign and Indictments

As Biden’s poll numbers continue to tank, Democratic Senator Bob Menendez is considering running for President. Now that he has been indicted for a second time after a hung jury...

Dropping Fake Bombs on Brand

Censorship is one method used to take out the competition, especially those telling the truth on a matter, that others do not want getting out. Another method is to twist,...

Arrr… Pirate Language to be Official Next Year!

U.S Congress in a bi-partisan effort, to propose an official third language behind English and Spanish. There were many language options in the initial proposal. German, Polish, Lithuanian, Ukrainian and...

They’re Coming for Your Guns, Your Beers, Your Lightbulbs and Your Pillow

Presidential beer czar has issued an advisory (read mandate) that Americans should limit beer drinking to two beers a week. Women will get only one. This may reduce transitioning to...

Fauci, the Great Maskster

How many tricks does it take, to get to the center of the tasty Truth? That is the question we constantly seem to ask ourselves. Either that, or this sucker...

DogFacePonia declares New Mexico Gov a Temporary Health Emergency

DogFaceponia has officially declared New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham a health emergency. This was necessary after she temporarily suspended constitutional carry across Albuquerque and the surrounding Bernalillo County. Only...

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Something Smells Funny About the Deal

Brittney Yevette Griner was traded to the United States for Victor Bout AKA the “Merchant...

Kamala Harris Quitting!

Republicans were extremely excited to hear that Kamala Harris is quitting. Unfortunately, it is not...

Looking For A New Hope, Disney Makes Major Changes

Liberal producers have decided that even with the Horse Apple performances of Joe Biden, Kamala...

Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa

Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis.  This backfired on them as one foolish...

Unanimous Supreme Court Ruling on Mypillows

On Monday the Supreme Court bolstered the 4th Amendment’s ban on “unreasonable searches and seizures,” ruling in a unanimous...

Merrick Garland Announces DOJ Will Investigate People Chanting F Biden

In a memorandum Attorney General Merrick Garland said “There has been a disturbing spike in...