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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal

Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed Next”, a hotel boss in Greenland has decided to enlighten us with the shocking revelation,...

Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside

Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has pledged to continue “serving” the nation in the most selfless way...

Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition

It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls, and graveyards. All leading up to Halloween when people wear costumes to try to scare...

Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!

When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what the Democrat Party thinks of the working class. In the same way, Obama did when...

Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is what we are told. Joe Biden avoided questions, events and pretty much let the teleprompter...

DEI in FEMA Recovery

Goal 1 of FEMA’s Strategic Plan was to “instill equity as a foundation of emergency management”. Communities of color that are most impacted by “weather and natural disasters” are to...