It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls, and graveyards. All leading up to Halloween when people wear costumes to try to scare one another. We here and DogFacePonia like to use this special time to scare unsuspecting Liberals. The first thought was to do some scary yard decorations. Getting an American Flag is probably enough to trigger them and if you are looking to really freak them out get a Gadsden Flag. Put up at least 25 different Trump Signs and you will be set.
But we found some problems. For one thing, this is too effective and you lose the element of surprise. Though this will trigger Liberals you don’t get to see it. They probably skip tricker-treating you. What fun is that? Another thing, we can and will do this any time of the year we want. As unsuspecting Liberals enter the neighborhood it is best to keep a low profile. That way you can surprise them at the door.
Costume Ideas to Scare Liberals in 2024
- Misinformation/Disinformation – This is sure to get them, they seem to hate it more than anything. Dress up in a shirt with a giant X on it or better yet an X through the Twitter Bird. When they ring the doorbell use it as an opportunity to tell them you are voting for Trump and say Elon Musk is saving free speech. Trust me they hate this. Keep talking to them as long as possible. Bring up all the conspiracy theories that turned out to be true. it will be a woot.
- Free speech – See Above
- JD Vance – To be fair this only works on Liberal men. Liberal Women secretly wish their man was JD Vance. After the debate with Tim Walz. The world saw just how weird JD Vance was. Which turned out to be not at all. He is just normal from 20 years ago. He is not friends with school shooters. Tim Walz on the other hand is. This is so scary to Liberal Men if they even know they are men and are not competing in women’s sports.
- Job Application – Wait you mean if Trump is elected we have to work again? That right no more free pass. Just like everyone else you have to work. On the outside possibility you have a Job umm so they made up 818,000 Jobs. It turns out Bidenomics is not so great and you might need a new job.
- Clarence Thomas – They hate this man. outside of Trump and Musk, I am pretty sure they hate him more than anyone. He wrote that the Constitution is “color-blind, and neither knows nor tolerates classes among citizens.” Oh, what does that mean for DEI? I am pretty sure they want him off the court because he is not a DEI hire.
- Bret Baier – Bret has never been much of a Trump fan but he claims to be a real journalist(this can not be said of anyone at CBS, MSNBC, or ABC). So he asked Kamala some real questions. She and every Liberal in the country had their brain explode. I’ll bet he didn’t give her the questions in advance! The good news is you can watch the interview and get the questions in advance. When your liberal neighbors come to the door you know what to ask them.
- Voter ID – Though there could be several ways to go maybe the best is we require an ID to vote or Trick or treat at a table where you have candy. Either that or just get some posterboard and write Voter ID on it. This scares them because they know that if we had IDs they would lose every election.
- Border Wall – speaking of losing the election. Now we know why Trump wanted a wall. I suppose this wouldn’t have stopped the Biden-Harris importation of people but it might have slowed them down a bit.
- Anti-Vaxxer – You don’t want your kid to get 87 Vaccines in 1 day. What is wrong with you? Why you are not afraid of COVID anymore? You don’t want your 15th Booster? The horror.
- Trump Reelected – Nothing scares them like this. Trump 45 and 47. The mere thought of it is enough to make them shudder. So when they open the door with you dressed as Trump they will cry in fear. 4 more years baby.
Any one of these could be a costume to strike fear in their hearts. Still, even with the best costume they are gonna be more afraid on election day when Trump wins in a landslide.
