Category Archives: Ask DogFacePonia

Trump Costume
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition

It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...

State of the Union Dumpster Fire
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia

We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...

Mark Twain - No Amount of Evidence will ever convince an idiot.
What Does “No Evidence” Look Like?

The left and the mainstream media are shouting “No Evidence” as loud as they can....

Mark Brunell Redskins QB vs. Vikings
Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?

The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...

Secret Service Agent Guards the White House
Hey Secret Service, Who Left Cocaine in The White House?

So, Cocaine was found in the White House. Now the Secret Service has informed America,...

Joe Biden at Bidenomics Rally
Bidenomics : Does Anyone Know What It Is?

When Joe Biden announced the new marketing campaign Bidenomics, we thought it was a joke....

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Liberal Woman Needs Help To Find Liberal ‘Masculine’ Man

We saw this great viral video of a woman complaining about trying to find a...

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How Would You Describe the Biden (P)Residency so far?

In this winter haze, we at DogFacePonia decided to look back on the Biden Presidency...

Raphael Warnock In Suit and Tie
Senator Slumlord Warnock Named as Top Hypocrite in Congress

Finding Hypocrites is not hard to do in Washington. You can literally find them right...

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Going Into the Mind of Fetterman Voters

When John Fetterman was announced as winner of the election for Senate to represent Pennsylvania,...