We saw this great viral video of a woman complaining about trying to find a masculine liberal man. We here in DogFacePonia feel really bad for this woman. Perhaps she should go to a psychologist where they can affirm her belief that the man she seeks exists.
We have some ideas about what the problem may be.
- The exact man she is looking for may exist, but on not this plane of existence. She may need to travel the multi-verse and find a suitable new home for herself.
- She may need to travel to a different planet where the liberal men have some balls left. Or to a different time or country. A place where these minerals have not been squashed by overbearing, demanding women, who belittle their existence. It turns out it might be hard to have your cake and eat it too.
- We recommend that she buy a male dog, Red Rocket, Red Rocket!!!
- Consider becoming a lesbian. Our guess is there are way more masculine liberal women than masculine liberal men. It’s a numbers game really.
- Become a cat lady.
- Buy some box wine, a lot of it. If she drinks enough, the liberal man might look masculine while drinking his Bud Light. Then again it might be a little girl.
- A brain transplant might be a solution.
- Start Identifying as Male cause that would totally fix everything.
- Shop at Target while looking for the ideal man and get everything else you need at the same time. Don’t forget to check the discount section.
We here in DogFacePonia really believe it would be easier for this woman to find happiness with a change of politics. Then she realized what she really wanted was a Man. Good ones are hard to come by but it’s easier to find them on the right. When your mind wants a conservative man, but you deny the reasons why, a radical life change may be called for. Real Men are not for sale, but they work hard, protect you, and refuse to be treated like inferior forms of life. Maybe grab them a beer after a long day just remember Bud Light is not really considered beer anymore, if it ever was.
Image From: “Bud Light…still isn’t right….” (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0) by Open Wheel
