Category Archives: Fairy Tales

RFK Jr. Deserves A Shot

Swing state voters want RFK Jr to get a shot. The New York Times/Siena College poll showed...

Dropping Fake Bombs on Brand

Censorship is one method used to take out the competition, especially those telling the truth...

Arrr… Pirate Language to be Official Next Year!

U.S Congress in a bi-partisan effort, to propose an official third language behind English and...

Fauci, the Great Maskster

How many tricks does it take, to get to the center of the tasty Truth?...

The Global Race to the Polar South of the Moon

It seems these days that the Global race to the Polar South of the Moon...

dePENNds Biden Center

As Biden suffers from the effects of aging, his staff is trying to reduce his...

Global Farts Are Exciting the World

As Global Farts are exciting the World into notions of taxing bodily expulsions. We wanted...

Biden Enacts “Mars First” Policy

A message was received from Mars. It was interpreted by some of the best scientific...

Musk and Zuckerberg to Settle Their Differences with Robot Arm Wrestling Match

Rome, Italy – In an electrifying twist, tech moguls Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have...

Ketanji Brown Jackson Displays Her Diversity in Crayon Dissent

To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument...