Category Archives: Fairy Tales

Nvidia Seeks CEO “With Integrity” — Eric Swalwell Emerges as Strong Contender

Jensen Huang resigned as Nvidia CEO after reports of multiple affairs, one involving a woman...

Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals: 2026 Edition

Each Halloween we at Dogfaceponia perform our most sacred civic duty: creating a list of...

The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch

At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...

Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition

It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...

Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal

Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...

Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside

Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...

Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!

When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...

Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...

ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...

Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****

The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...