Category Archives: Fairy Tales

Fetterman Rises from the dead on the 3rd day.
Democrats Look to Create New Holiday for Fetterman Resurrection

It’s The Easter Season and The Democrats are excited for the Resurrection. Not of Jesus...

Spaghetti Man laying on the floor
NJ Restaurant Extends Ban on Children to Democrats of Every Age

Nettie’s “House of Spaghetti”—ptui!—the slop trough of jarred Prego and wholesale Barilla known to respectable...

No Country For Old Men
Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors

As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly,...

popped balloons all over a room
Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack

With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...

Gas Stovetop with fire burning hot.
China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...

Liberty Tax Service sign with Woman in Lady Liberty costume
Tax Season: It’s like Christmas for Accountants and Those Who Like to See Others Suffer.

Tax Season is here. It’s like a sick twisted fantasy time for people who love...

Exploding Coffee Grounds in a Glass
Sicknesses, Rumors of Sicknesses and Coffee.

With the rise of Strep Type-A and Scarlet Fever among British school kids. Which seems...

Gas Fire Explosion
Gaslighting Democrat Style

Gaslighting is a form of abuse in which a person or entity uses manipulation and distraction...

Fauci and Clinton shakinghands
Thank You Dr. Fauci We Do Not Accept Re-Returns

Dr Fauci is stepping down from the NIH and we at DogFacePonia wanted to thank...

Canadian Beer
Go Home Trudeau You’re Drunk!

In that moment when the Trudeau Government flirted with China in a most unseemly way,...