Category Archives: Fairy Tales

The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch

At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...

Stack of Burger King Crowns
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition

It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...

Free Lunch
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal

Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...

Biden-Beach-Lounge
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside

Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...

Deplorables Unite
Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!

When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...

Teleprompter
Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...

ABC News Lies
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...

Trump in dimly Lit Room
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****

The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...

Kennedy Trump and The Godfather
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story

The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...

No Mile by Wesley Fryer
Make America Venezuela Again!

Make America Venezuela Again?! At one point Venezuela was the richest Country in it’s Continent....