Category Archives: Fairy Tales
Musk and Zuckerberg to Settle Their Differences with Robot Arm Wrestling Match
Rome, Italy – In an electrifying twist, tech moguls Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg have...
Ketanji Brown Jackson Displays Her Diversity in Crayon Dissent
To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument...
Liberal Woman Needs Help To Find Liberal ‘Masculine’ Man
We saw this great viral video of a woman complaining about trying to find a...
Deep Fakery … Got Him This Time?
In an attempt to finally nail the coffin shut on President Donald J. Trump, it...
The Story of the First Trans-Electric Car
Sam was having difficulties travelling through life and needed a change. Gender seemed ok, so...
AOC Receives Increased Almost Murder Threats after Tucker Fired
In shocking news, AOC has revealed she has received an increased number of almost murder...
Democrats Look to Create New Holiday for Fetterman Resurrection
It’s The Easter Season and The Democrats are excited for the Resurrection. Not of Jesus...
NJ Restaurant Extends Ban on Children to Democrats of Every Age
Nettie’s “House of Spaghetti”—ptui!—the slop trough of jarred Prego and wholesale Barilla known to respectable...
Congress Considers Cancelling Seatbelt Mandate for Seniors
As nations grapple with plummeting birth rates, rising costs of entitlement spending on their elderly,...
Biden Ukrainian Balloon Brigade Attack
With the tanks now delivered to Ukraine, The Biden is looking for new ways to...