To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument in crayon. For KBJ life is not like a box of chocolates it is like a box of crayons. The Liberal Media was so excited to see her proud display of diversity, equity and inclusion. It was almost as if the dissenting opinion itself did not matter at all.
The dissent itself outlined the need to use racism to fix racism. We were initially surprised she knew what racism is. She may not know what a Woman is but she knows what a Black Woman is. With powerful coloring tools Ketanji managed to display how white and yellow are just weaker colors. Therefore, it is only natural that they would need higher test scores to offset this color disparity.
As an affirmative action student and affirmative action hire, Ketanji, realizes that it was her coloring skills that got her a lifetime appointment. She knew that this was a time to utilize all of her inadequate skills and keep the bar set lower for all those that follow. Brown Jackson ended her dissent in her signature way. Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.
The Future is Not Black and White
We here in DogFacePonia were confused by the appointment of Ketanji Brown Jackson. Now we totally understand; it is because she has the ability to connect with lower life forms. Though we almost never agreed with Ruth Bader Ginsberg her use of the law and words to present solid legal arguments is no longer required. All hail KBJ who is opening the door for under qualified people everywhere.
In other news: Rumors are now circling that Hunter Biden may soon be identifying as a Lesbian Women if a Supreme Court spot should become available. He could then represent a truly underrepresented group as the first Trans Crackhead ever on the Court. His use of abstract paintings would truly be a delightful addition to the Supreme Court.
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