Author Archives: Michael Ulysses S Grant
Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Left Unprepared, DNC Causes Shortages in Chicago
We here in DogFacePonia, saw this coming. Chicago is basically unprepared to handle anything, crime,...
Biden’s “Build Better Basement” Is Needed or We Will Lose Democracy.
The rush is on. The White House is disinfecting the entire place to make the...
Democrats Confused Bad Deals with Terrorists leads to more Terrorists
Hamas an Iranian Linked Terrorist group attacked Israel and ruthlessly killed and kidnapped Israeli Citizens...
Trump Comes in for Free Presidential Photo, Joe is Next in Line
Donald Trump came into Fulton County for his scheduled Presidential photo. No word has yet...
Mouth of Kamala
For the early part of the Biden-Harris Administration, we didn’t see much of Kamala. Most...
Biden Enacts “Mars First” Policy
A message was received from Mars. It was interpreted by some of the best scientific...
Ketanji Brown Jackson Displays Her Diversity in Crayon Dissent
To show off her superior skills Ketanji Brown Jackson decided to write her dissenting argument...
Liberal Woman Needs Help To Find Liberal ‘Masculine’ Man
We saw this great viral video of a woman complaining about trying to find a...
The Story of the First Trans-Electric Car
Sam was having difficulties travelling through life and needed a change. Gender seemed ok, so...
Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?
The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...