Author Archives: Michael Ulysses S Grant

MLB Announces Hijab Night

After the wonderfully successful angst created by Pride night in Tampa Bay, MLB has decided...

Definition: “Brandon Steamer”

Warning: The Content below may be shocking and inappropriate for young foals. Whatever you do...

Biden is Upset About Intelligence Leaks

It appears Joe Biden is very upset and taking intelligence leaks very seriously. Numerous meetings...

Cable Companies to Roll Out CNN Minus

When it was announced that CNN Plus was cancelled there was a general feeling of...

Bye Bye Transportation Mask Mandate, Hello Liberal Tears

Today a Federal Court ruled that you can still wear masks on airplanes even though...

Don’t Say %!*# Laws – aka 2+2 = DeSantis 2024

Math rights advocates sued Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis on Thursday to block a new law...

Coming Soon New Obama Documentary: I Survived Covid

Netflix has been working with Barrack Hussain Obama on many projects lately. The newest Barrackumentory,...

Smithsonian To Add Exhibit: Democrats Gone Wild

The Smithsonian Museum of America History is creating a new exhibit. It is expected to...

Recognizing Two Scientifically Impossible Male Achievers

We here in DogFacePonia want to give out recognition to two amazing people. We felt...

Chief Lizzy Warren

Elizabeth Warren explained in a recent interview how the Democrats are sure to maintain control...