Author Archives: Michael Ulysses S Grant

The Necromancer in Chief

It appears that Joe Biden is losing his Necromancer abilities. This could spell doom for...

Stacy Abrams a Special Kind of Brain Dead

Georgia Democratic gubernatorial candidate, Stacey Abrams claimed earlier this week that fetal heartbeats detected at...

New Improved Harry Potter Books Coming Soon

J.K. Rowling has been determined to be a bad influence. She has done this by...

Bye, Bye, Brian Stelter, Take Your Manure with You!

CNN has announced that they are cancelling Reliable Sources, and parting ways with Brian Stelter....

FBI Mar-A-Lago Panty Raid

The FBI performed a historic raid on Trump’s Mar-A-Lago Home on August 8, 2022. Never...

Paul Pelosi Legal Approach May be Unprecedented

Paul Pelosi appears in good spirits as his legal defense taking shape. His court date...

Living in a World of Idiocracy or is it a Sheepocracy

The next wave of books is coming to confuse our children. After the success of...

Elon Musk To Buy Controlling Interest in Joe Biden

With the Twitter deal completed Elon Musk has his sights set on a new acquisition....

MLB Announces Hijab Night

After the wonderfully successful angst created by Pride night in Tampa Bay, MLB has decided...

Definition: “Brandon Steamer”

Warning: The Content below may be shocking and inappropriate for young foals. Whatever you do...