Illinois Approves New Post-Birth Abortion Amendment

Abortion Kills Children Sign in Trash

New Women’s Rights Amendment received Bi-partisan support from 1 Honest Democrat and all the Corrupt Democrats in Illinois. The 1 Honest Democrat requested we keep his name secret for it may cost him elections in the future. Republican thoughts are unknown on the matter because none of their votes were required to pass the legislation. It was then put on the ballot where it automatically passed because nobody read it past the title. The Amendment was called, Women’s Rights Amendment.

Abortion will be an option for the women of the state of Illinois in the first trimester. We here in DogFacePonia had to dig far and wide to discover details defining Trimesters as described in the Women’s Rights Amendment.

  • First Trimester is defined as 225th month of pregnancy, formally referred to as age 18.
  • Second Trimester is defined as 226th Month of Pregnancy through 789 Months, formally referred to as age 18 to 65.
  • Third Trimester is defined as anything over 789 months. Formally Referred to as Age 65 and beyond.

Democrats praise this victory for women’s rights and crime.

We spoke to supporters of the new Amendment and one told us that her kids are amazingly well behaved after she informed them that if they were not well behaved she would put them up for Abortion.

Mayor of Chicago Lori Lightfoot praised the law. She exclaimed it will bring the murder rates in Chicago to better levels. Though miscarriages on the street of Chicago are expected to rise. I guess you can’t make an omelet without breakings some eggs.

After the the new amendment passed, a group of high schoolers gathered in Pro-Life protest. In an unfortunate event a mass miscarriage event occurred causing 216 miscarriages during the first trimester. Lori Lightfoot explained that it is sad to see miscarriages happen. She went on in grief explaining that most of the parents never had a chance to learn the gender of their child.

Many advocates of the Amendment are now looking forward to pushing for second to third trimester abortions as a means of eliminating the defective people that have been infected with Republicanism. Second and Third Trimester abortions are expected to have strong Democrat support. A portion of Democrats feel that a forced cyanide vaccination would be a more humane option than dismembering Republicans during the last 2 Trimesters.

A Bright Future

Only time will tell what is to come in the lovely state of Illinois. It seems it may have forced vaccinations or dismemberments even in the last 2 Trimesters. However, we seem to think perhaps voters may have been misled as to the terminology of First Trimester, Second Trimester and Third Trimester abortion. Imagine that. California and New York are both considering similar laws or amendments. Proposition 666 is expected to be on the next ballot in California. Planned Parenthood has given its full support.

We here in DogFacePonia are confident in the solid corruption of Illinois. The future is in safe hands with the Democrats. They are now are held accountable by voters who don’t read the Amendments and vote for whatever the Democrats say. This will promote lawmakers to be honest about their corruption.

Image From: “Abortion Kills Children” (CC BY 2.0) by shane.gibbons