Merrick Garland Announces No Trump Supporter is Above The Law

Merrick Garland speaking at Jack Smiths Appointment

Donald Trump has had several lawsuits against him. Given the circumstances of this and other trials involving Trump supporters. Attorney General Merrick Garland wants to assure everyone in the country that “No One (Trump Supporter) is above the law”. The Justice Department intends to pursue all angles to keep Garland and Joe Biden Employed, for at least another 4 years. We have gathered a few examples to show Garland’s commitment to equal Justice for Trump supporters.

Trump and Trump Supporters

  • Trump’s New York Civil Lawsuit for doing business the same way as everyone in New York. Result: $350 Million Fine.
  • E Jean Carrol huge fan of The Apprentice. Said she was raped 30 years ago by Trump and provided no evidence. Result: Carrol got $83.3 Million judgment.
  • Mark Houck a Prolife sidewalk counselor shoved a man harassing his son. Result: The FBI Swat Team arrested him in front of his family. He was later acquitted.
  • A pro-life activist was sentenced to five years in prison after chaining themselves to chairs at an abortion clinic as an act of civil disobedience.
  • Rudy Giuliani and John Eastman worked for Donald Trump regarding fraud in the election. Result: Disbarred and charged with RICO violations.
  • Catholic Church believes in moral teachings and is Pro-Life. Result: Infiltrated and investigated by the FBI
  • Grandma prayed in the Capitol for 10 minutes on January 6th. Result: 1 Year in Prison, $100,000 in Fines.
  • Peter Navarro and Steve Bannon refused to comply with a subpoena from Congress. Result: each got a 4-month jail sentence.

Biden and Biden Supporters

  • Hunter Biden Laptop loaded with evidence of crimes. Result: Call it a Russian Disinformation
  • Biden funneled money through shell companies getting checks from China and Ukraine via Hunter Biden. Result: nothing
  • Joe Biden stored classified documents in a garage. Result: He is too old and feeble to face trial.
  • Obama spying on Trump’s campaign. Result: Nothing
  • Hillary Clinton‘s campaign created a fake Russian Dossier to interfere with the election. Result: Nothing
  • BLM and Antifa burned down cities. Result: Nothing
  • Rapists, drug dealers, and kidnappers. Result: Probation.
  • Hunter Biden refused to comply with a subpoena from Congress. Result: Nothing
  • Merrick Garland refused to comply with a subpoena from Congress. Result: Merrick Garland announced “I am the Law” and so did Fani Willis

Merrick Garland wants you to know the law is being totally fairly applied in all cases. He would give the FBI permission to shoot at Biden’s Secret Service agents too, if they were Trump Supporters. He is applying no favortism. We here at DogFacePonia are trying not to say F Joe Biden or Let’s Go Brandon so we don’t get investigated.

Image From: United States Department of Justice, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons