Rosary confiscation has been the holy grail of the anti-religious community for decades. It wasn’t until recently that it was openly admitted in the Atlantic that rosaries are an extremist symbol of religious radicalism. Would rosary confiscation have any impact on public safety or violent crime? The FBI is on it. They have nothing else to do as they raided Trumps place and everything about Hunter is disinformation.
“Just as the AR-15 rifle has become a sacred object for Christian nationalists in general, the rosary has acquired a militaristic meaning for radical-traditional Catholics,” Panneton claimed in a Sunday Atlantic piece titled, “How the Rosary Became an Extremist Symbol.”
He added, “On this extremist fringe, rosary beads have been woven into a conspiratorial politics and absolutist gun culture. These armed radical traditionalists have taken up a spiritual notion that the rosary can be a weapon in the fight against evil and turned it into something dangerously literal.” The Pope has been put on the Terrorist Watch List based on this article.
We here in DogFacePonia decided that our objective eye was needed. After decades of decreasing religious radicalism, we are now seeing increasing rates of crime across the country particularly among rosary carrying extremists and the Knights of Columbus. These serious crimes include saying there are only 2 genders, being Anti-Abortion and believing in God.
Search warrants have been issued for rosaries but also includes AR-15s (a clear bonus). The FBI is training rosary sniffing dogs and creating rosary detectors for federal buildings.
The FBI has identified places to raid and confiscate rosaries which include:
- Convents – Nuns are known to be strapped with rosaries.
- Rectories – Priests are also known to have rosaries. Can AR-15s be far behind? What are priests carrying under their cassocks?
- First Communion ceremonies provide rosaries to communicants and thus early grooming for children in the extremist religious culture.
- Old folks homes show you just how long these rosaries have been hidden in plain sight.
- Stores selling religious items have been said to have meeting rooms in the back for extremists.
Rosary and AR-15 confiscation is an extreme version of religious suppression. It has also been implemented by several governments under the guise of rosary and AR-15 buyback plans, but does it work? England tried out a rosary confiscation program which caused some to settle in the 13 colonies to seek religious freedom. Beto ORourke is currently running for governor of Texas on a rosary and AR-15 confiscation platform. He says rosaries are weapons of Mass destruction.
When there are services to pray the rosary, the FBI squads are prepared to raid them. These are just a cover for sedition and now that the FBI knows that, they will not hesitate. Altar servers have been recruited to spy and provide rosary information. The FBI is confident that they will put a stop to these Rosary Dens that in hide plain site.
Where are they all Coming From?
No word has come out if rosaries were found at Mar-a-Lago but our deep cover operatives say that they were. The cartels are smuggling rosaries over the southern border and they have been found in all fifty states. Black market rosaries have been sold to our children, over the internet and are said to be made in China. Some extremists have guides on how to make ghost rosaries in their own homes with beads purchased at Hobby Lobby. Gavin Newsome has signed a Don’t Say Pray Act in California. The state is also voting on a new designation to replace the phrase sanctuary state which is too religiously affiliated. The new name topping the list is Democrat Hellhole, as it is far more accurate and descriptive.
The NRA (National Rosary Association) called an emergency session to discuss their response to growing government overreach and violation of their constitutional rights. At the end of the meeting the President of the NRA declared “You can have my Rosary when you pry it from my cold dead hands. And even then, good luck!” The FBI had an emergency meeting to plan raids on funerals and wakes to do just that. Mike Lindell is coming out with a MyRosary for freedom loving extremists. No plan has yet been released to sell MyAR-15s.
We here in DogFacePonia are not sure what to even say about these actions taken by the FBI. Some things just speak for themselves even when they make no sense.
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