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Menendez Plans his Presidential Campaign and Indictments

As Biden’s poll numbers continue to tank, Democratic Senator Bob Menendez is considering running for...

They’re Coming for Your Guns, Your Beers, Your Lightbulbs and Your Pillow

Presidential beer czar has issued an advisory (read mandate) that Americans should limit beer drinking...

AOC Coming for Your Burger and Your Holiday

A reality check shows that Trump policies encouraging domestic energy production created jobs, strengthened our...

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Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?

The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...

dePENNds Biden Center

As Biden suffers from the effects of aging, his staff is trying to reduce his...

Is Putin Spreading Typhoid Willie’s Disease? Ask Prigozhin

Bill Clinton Was Paid $500,000 to Speak in Russia. One could ask what information Bill...

Pride Group Suggests Traveling to Portland or Detroit Instead of Florida

The NAAPC (National Association for the Advancement of Political Correctness) has come out with a travel...

Should We Get Our Tin Foil Hats as Democratics Push Depopulation

FACTS Over the past 50 years, human sperm counts appear to have fallen by more...

Grand Opening of the Hunter Biden Bank and Trust

Bank with someone you trust …Hunter Biden. Hunter Bank and Trust (HBT) is backed by...

China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...