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Diddy Baby oil
Baby Oil Under Assault.

Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....

ABC News Lies
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications

DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...

Kamala with Boy George
Kamala Kameleon

DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...

Trump in dimly Lit Room
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****

The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...

Kamala With Mexico's Leaders
Kamala Finds New Root Cause

Ismael El Mayo Zambada García and Joaquín Guzmán López, 2 leaders of Mexico’s Sinaloa cartel...

Trump at Butler PA Ralley
Secret Service Declares Trump Rally in Butler Mostly Peaceful

Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has declared Trump’s Rally in Bulter was mostly peaceful. She...

Confused joe Biden
Signs You May Have Dementia

There has been a lot of discussion about dementia in the news. If people are...

Clown and Fortune Teller
DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked

The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...

Trump vs Biden
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions

Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...

Trump NY
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial

Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...