Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Early Guide to 2024 Democratic Presidental Candidates
John Fetterman (woman he’s no longer sure) won the Pennsylvania Senate race on November 8,...
White Flight from Martha’s Vineyard
Martha’s Vineyard long a stronghold of (liberal) white privilege (white supremacy) is beginning to see...
Biden Automatic Teleprompter Plan 2.0
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
What Color Should the Woke House Be?
On a hot dry drought morning, the sun rises over the land. Snowflakes still waft...
California – Drowning in Stupid But Still No Rain
Fentanyl and immigrants are flooding into southern California but not rain. There is a historic...
Redacted Affidavit Shows Absolute Proof
DogFacePonia’s extensive network of underground agents have acquired a copy of the FBI’s affidavit encompassing...
FBI Rosary Confiscation
Rosary confiscation has been the holy grail of the anti-religious community for decades. It wasn’t...
DogFacePonia Declares Joe Biden a Health Emergency
In April, Biden had said that he has asthma and 80% of the people he...
Hunter Plans Future Opportunities In Case Joe Can’t Help Him
Hunter is a Renaissance man. It would seem he can do anything. Right now he...
The Diversity of Jill Biden’s Tacos
Taco expert Doctor Jill Biden knows alot about the diversity of Tacos. Hunter told her...