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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Make America Venezuela Again!
Make America Venezuela Again?! At one point Venezuela was the richest Country in it’s Continent....
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Putin Critically …
Putin has long been rumored to be critically ill with various diseases. Putin has “already...
Menendez Plans his Presidential Campaign and Indictments
As Biden’s poll numbers continue to tank, Democratic Senator Bob Menendez is considering running for...
They’re Coming for Your Guns, Your Beers, Your Lightbulbs and Your Pillow
The presidential beer czar has issued an advisory (read mandate) that Americans should limit beer...
AOC Coming for Your Burger and Your Holiday
A reality check shows that Trump’s policies encouraging domestic energy production created jobs, strengthened our...
Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?
The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...
dePENNds Biden Center
As Biden suffers from the effects of aging, his staff is trying to reduce his...
Is Putin Spreading Typhoid Willie’s Disease? Ask Prigozhin or Navalny
Bill Clinton Was Paid $500,000 to Speak in Russia. One could ask what information Bill...
Pride Group Suggests Traveling to Portland or Detroit Instead of Florida
The NAAPC (National Association for the Advancement of Political Correctness) has come out with a travel...
Should We Get Our Tin Foil Hats as Democratics Push Depopulation
FACTS Over the past 50 years, human sperm counts appear to have fallen by more...
Grand Opening of the Hunter Biden Bank and Trust
Bank with someone you trust …Hunter Biden. Hunter Bank and Trust (HBT) is backed by...