Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Trump Pointing with a frown on his face.
Trump Dismal Showing in Iowa

The caucuses are finished and Trump’s future is seriously in doubt. DeSantis finished in second...

Lloyd Austin speaking in Congress.
Austin is Healthy just like Joe Biden

The administration this week felt the need to report that Secretary of Defense Austin did...

Wienermobile Wreck
Biden’s Wiener Mobile

President Joe Biden is running for reelection and was searching for a message that would...

Robert F Kennedy Jr.
RFK Jr. Deserves A Shot

Swing state voters want RFK Jr to get a shot. The New York Times/Siena College poll showed...

Putin Winking
Putin Critically …

Putin has long been rumored to be critically ill with various diseases. Putin has “already...

Robert Menendez Speaking at an Event
Menendez Plans his Presidential Campaign and Indictments

As Biden’s poll numbers continue to tank, Democratic Senator Bob Menendez is considering running for...

Man holding 2 Beers while wearing welcome to the gun show shirt.
They’re Coming for Your Guns, Your Beers, Your Lightbulbs and Your Pillow

The presidential beer czar has issued an advisory (read mandate) that Americans should limit beer...

AOC Coming for Your Burger and Your Holiday

A reality check shows that Trump’s policies encouraging domestic energy production created jobs, strengthened our...

Mark Brunell Redskins QB vs. Vikings
Make Commanders (Great) Redskins Again?

The Football team in Washington has experienced a lot of changes in recent years. Changes...

Adult Changing Station Sign
dePENNds Biden Center

As Biden suffers from the effects of aging, his staff is trying to reduce his...