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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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DogFacePonia Debate Predictions Debunked
The DogFacePonia predictions for the Presidential debate were totally off the mark. The drinking game got...
CNN Presidential Debate Predictions
Red Bull, Bud Light and Depends are the sponsors for the debate. We at DogFacePonia...
Democrats Confused Do They Need a Trump Mistrial
Reports surfaced that a member of the Trump jury revealed the verdict to a relative...
Jury Follows Merchans Instructions Hushing The Law
We at DogFacePonia have gotten a copy of the Jury instructions for Donald Trump’s hush...
Prosecution Attempts to Extend Trump’s Trial Until July
Donald Trump’s trial appears to be winding down. This is unacceptable to the Biden administration....
Witnesses for the Prosecution
The case of NY vs Trump is winding down in court. The prosecution has presented...
New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner
Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship...
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
Fani Willis’s Future to Go in New Directions
In today’s Diversity Equity and Inclusion World, Fani Willis is looking forward to a future...
Analysis of Donkey Results in New Hampshire
In New Hampshire, there were just five candidates on the Democratic ballot because the Democratic...