Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

What Color Should the Woke House Be?

On a hot dry drought morning, the sun rises over the land.  Snowflakes still waft...

California – Drowning in Stupid But Still No Rain

Fentanyl and immigrants are flooding into southern California but not rain. There is a historic...

Redacted Affidavit Shows Absolute Proof

DogFacePonia’s extensive network of underground agents have acquired a copy of the FBI’s affidavit encompassing...

FBI Rosary Confiscation

Rosary confiscation has been the holy grail of the anti-religious community for decades. It wasn’t...

DogFacePonia Declares Joe Biden a Health Emergency

In April, Biden had said that he has asthma and 80% of the people he...

Hunter Plans Future Opportunities In Case Joe Can’t Help Him

Hunter is a Renaissance man. It would seem he can do anything. Right now he...

The Diversity of Jill Biden’s Tacos

Taco expert Doctor Jill Biden knows alot about the diversity of Tacos. Hunter told her...

Biden’s National Lottery

In order to help redistribute the national wealth the government is creating a new national...

Capital Complex Invaded Again by Seven Democrats and a Donkey

People woke up June 17th to the news of another capital incursion. This new insurrection...

DogFacePonia Rates January 6th Made For TV Movie

In the days leading up to this event there was a lot of Media hype....