Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Business Economy
Baby Oil Under Assault.
Diddy was jailed after the FBI found 1000 bottles of baby oil on his property....
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Election Fairy Tales Politics
ABC Leaks the Debate Rule Modifications
DogFaceponia undercover spies have reported on last-minute alterations that ABC is making to support Kamala...
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Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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FBI Rosary Confiscation
Rosary confiscation has been the holy grail of the anti-religious community for decades. It wasn’t...
DogFacePonia Declares Joe Biden a Health Emergency
In April, Biden had said that he has asthma and 80% of the people he...
Hunter Plans Future Opportunities In Case Joe Can’t Help Him
Hunter is a Renaissance man. It would seem he can do anything. Right now he...
The Diversity of Jill Biden’s Tacos
Taco expert Doctor Jill Biden knows alot about the diversity of Tacos. Hunter told her...
Biden’s National Lottery
In order to help redistribute the national wealth the government is creating a new national...
Capital Complex Invaded Again by Seven Democrats and a Donkey
People woke up June 17th to the news of another capital incursion. This new insurrection...
DogFacePonia Rates January 6th Made For TV Movie
In the days leading up to this event there was a lot of Media hype....
Baby Formula Czar
The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC
Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...
WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak
The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job...