Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

China Cornering the Natural Gas Market

China is secretly collaborating with Democrats to ban natural gas appliances in the US. Why...

Gaslighting Democrat Style

Gaslighting is a form of abuse in which a person or entity uses manipulation and distraction...

Will Families Eat Crow or Go Cold Turkey for Thanksgiving? Thanks Biden

Thanksgiving American style.  This year many will be going cold turkey because they can’t afford...

Early Guide to 2024 Democratic Presidental Candidates

John Fetterman (woman he’s no longer sure) won the Pennsylvania Senate race on November 8,...

White Flight from Martha’s Vineyard

Martha’s Vineyard long a stronghold of (liberal) white privilege (white supremacy) is beginning to see...

Biden Automatic Teleprompter Plan 2.0

Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...

What Color Should the Woke House Be?

On a hot dry drought morning, the sun rises over the land.  Snowflakes still waft...

California – Drowning in Stupid But Still No Rain

Fentanyl and immigrants are flooding into southern California but not rain. There is a historic...

Redacted Affidavit Shows Absolute Proof

DogFacePonia’s extensive network of underground agents have acquired a copy of the FBI’s affidavit encompassing...

FBI Rosary Confiscation

Rosary confiscation has been the holy grail of the anti-religious community for decades. It wasn’t...