Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Election Legal Politics
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia
We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...
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Business Economy Legal
Fani Willis’s Future to Go in New Directions
In today’s Diversity Equity and Inclusion World, Fani Willis is looking forward to a future...
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Media
Can Taylor Swift Back Go Back to the Bleachers?
Opinion – It seems these days Taylor Swift is everywhere. During Christmas people set up...
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Illegal Aliens Politics
Bill Names In Congress Mean The Opposite
Bills in Congress these days seem to be the opposite of their names. This on...
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Biden’s National Lottery
In order to help redistribute the national wealth the government is creating a new national...
Capital Complex Invaded Again by Seven Democrats and a Donkey
People woke up June 17th to the news of another capital incursion. This new insurrection...
DogFacePonia Rates January 6th Made For TV Movie
In the days leading up to this event there was a lot of Media hype....
Baby Formula Czar
The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC
Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...
WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak
The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job...
Who are the Democrats Putting in the Closet Now?
Gay people spent a lot of time in the closet. Once they came out of...
Plan to Fix Education
We at DogFacePonia are always trying to improve the educational system. To that end, we...
Historically Ridiculous Confirmation
Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed as the first African American Woman (undefinable) Supreme Court...
Putin Comes Up Short
We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...
