Is Putin Spreading Typhoid Willie’s Disease? Ask Prigozhin or Navalny

Putin and Bill Clinton Shaking Hands

Bill Clinton Was Paid $500,000 to Speak in Russia. One could ask what information Bill Clinton could possibly impart to Vladimir Putin that was worth half a million dollars. See a brief explanation in Typhoid Willie.

The mysterious deaths in 2022 of more than a dozen Russian oligarchs. This includes some wealthy members of embattled President Vladimir Putin’s inner circle. These deaths have led to questions about whether the string of fatalities should be chalked up to coincidence, submarine windows or Clinton’s speaking engagement. Some are suggesting Putin may be a carrier of Clinton Disease like Typhoid Mary he is personally unaffected by the disease, yet those around him die in ways those around the Clintons seem to die.

Mysterious Deaths

Russian billionaire Konstantin Goloshchapov, known as “Putin‘s masseur” and for his close ties to the Kremlin, fled from Russia just days before his son. He was found dead in mysterious circumstances.

A multi-millionaire Russian MP with mysterious links to the UK has been found dead. Nikolay Bortsov had secretly obtained ‘indefinite leave to remain’ status as a UK resident in 2019. This despite appearing to be a staunch political ally for Vladimir Putin.

The oligarch, who was a member of the main pro-Putin party United Russia, was found dead at his home in the Lipetsk region. There was no cause of death was given for the 77-year-old. He made his fortune as the boss of a soft drinks company which he later sold a majority share of to PepsiCo.

Russian Colonel Dmitry Lisitsky, who was said to be responsible for war crimes in Ukraine, was found dead with a gunshot wound in his home city. The cause of his death is disputed. Conflicting reports from the Ukrainian and Russian sides. One side claims it was an elimination while the other is calling it suicide, respectively.

In an eerie turn of events, two high-profile allies of Vladimir Putin died on the same day. The Titan submersible was not involved. According to local press reports, Dzhasharbek Uzdenov and Nikolay Bortsov were sitting members of the Russian Duma (equivalent to a parliament) and close allies of Putin.

The deaths of Uzdenov and Bortsov are part of a rash of sudden deaths. These deaths have occurred, to those with connections to Putin, since the start of the Ukrainian war. The most recent death was Kristina Baikova, 28, who died at approximately 3 AM on the morning of June 24 in Moscow. She plunged from her 11th-floor apartment window down to the street below.

Many of the deaths occurred when the victim accidentally fell out of his/her hotel window, off his/her yacht, or off a building. Others had self-inflicted injuries or poisonings. Surprising no one fell out of a submarine window.

Was Prigozhin Infected?

Putin was spreading the disease but had no way to get to Prigozhin. He didn’t seem to want to get too close and he was getting too powerful. Putin attempted to reduce his power and influence. Prigozhin responded by attempting a REAL insurrection. He failed and made a deal brokered by Belarusian President Alexander Lukashenko. Yevgeny Prigozhin will move to Belarus. Among the stipulations Prigozhin made included a taste tester and a first floor residence. In fact, he wanted no windows he could accidentally fall out of. But will it be enough. Putin offered a voyage to the Titanic on a submersible for free but Prigozhin declined.

However, when Prigozhin was flying to St. Petersburg. He was secure in the knowledge that there were no windows to fall out of and all his food was tasted. His plane accidentally ran into a missile and crashed. Which proves that all the precautions in the world won’t protect you from Typhoid Willie disease or Putin disease.

Alexei Navalny recently fell ill and collapsed after taking a walk. Efforts to resuscitate him were unsuccessful. Clinton disease was suspected but no vaccine was available in the Russian prison where he was being held.

The CDC is developing a vaccine for Clinton Disease that might help. In early trials nobody who took it has fallen out of a window. Then again it only seems to impact a very specific group and they would probably try to make everyone take it just to be safe.

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