DogFacePonia Fact-checkers: There was a Parade on January 6th.

Capital Building behind barbed wire fence.

On the Anniversary of the January 6th so called Insurrection, DogFacePonia Fact Checkers have been hard at work. We wanted to determine what happened on January 6th, 2021?

Was there an Insurrection?

The Definition of Insurrection – “a violent uprising by a group or movement acting for the specific purpose of overthrowing the constituted government and seizing its powers. An insurrection occurs where a movement acts to overthrow the constituted government and to take possession of its inherent powers.”

So was the dude wondering around in a bear costume trying to make himself president ? No and neither was anyone else.

Rating Chuck Schumer’s Pants on Fire with an Erection.

Was the FBI involved in the Insurrection?

Other fact checkers have determined that the FBI was not involved with an Insurrection. We did our check . Was the FBI involved in the Insurrection on the 6th of January?

Rating : False there has to be an Insurrection for the FBI to be involved with an Insurrection.

Was January 6th Terrorism?

Are People charged with Violent Crimes? Some are charged with assaulting a police officer but nobody has been convicted and few have been charged with Murder, Sedition, Treason, Terrorism, Domestic Terrorism or anything more than the assault. Though liberals like to compare it to 911 or Pearl Harbor both events where thousands of Americans died. So far Alec Baldwin has killed more people than the protesters on January 6th. Still nobody has yet called him a terrorist.

Rating: Mostly False. AOC was almost murdered by Ted Cruz .

Was January 6th a Parade?

The Definition of Parade: a public procession, especially one celebrating a special day or event.

This was the day of the certification of the election, so it qualifies as a special day. Over 700 People were arrested following January 6th. Most who have actually been convicted had charges of misdemeanors (such as parading, demonstrating or picketing in a Capitol building)

Rating : True People are charged with Parading so it must have been a parade.

We at DogFacePonia plan to inform CNN and MSNBC that they are no longer allowed to call it an insurrection. They might need to call it an assault parade from now on to sound menacing. But we all know it was just a show. Apparently according to Biden and Harris, it was an assault parade that will live in infamy.

Image From: “2021.01.22 DC Street, Washington, DC USA” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by tedeytan