The Impeachment of CNN

We here in DogFacePonia have determined if you can’t beat them join them. We have it on good authority that the impeachment is of CNN is set to go forward. CNN is being impeached for treason and actions leading to an erection at the US capital.

These are crazy times it seemed like just yesterday we could not impeach someone who was not in office. Now today we can bring anyone or anything down with an impeachment. It is rumored that John Roberts will preside over the CNN Impeachment because that way someone less biased could preside over the world record 2nd impeachment of Donald J Trump. We here in DogFacePonia told the GOP to give out participation trophies to the participants of the first Impeachment. Guess they should have listened to us.

Anyhow it is against the law to incite erections at the Capital. CNN has been inciting erections almost daily now for 4 years. Their vulgar talk is no longer acceptable in humane society and must be silenced through the impeachment process before more erections follow. AOC said she was scared for her life during the erections at the capital. Only time will tell if the grounds for these impeachments should even be heard.

We here in DogFacePonia understand how disturbing it might feel to see an erection anywhere close to Nancy Pelosi or her co-horts but that does not prove CNN delivered the proximate cause of the erection. It seems Trump may have an easy time with his hearing but we can never underestimate the brainpower or lack thereof that that Dumbocrats bring to the table.

Image From: “CNN Building” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by Mulling it Over