Category Archives: Military

French Parliament Debates Proposal to Introduce ‘Flame-Resistant Berets’ as Mandatory Headwear Amid #FranceOnFire Craze

In a stunning display of fashion-meets-safety, the French Parliament finds itself engulfed in a heated...

Is Putin Spreading Typhoid Willie’s Disease? Ask Prigozhin

Bill Clinton Was Paid $500,000 to Speak in Russia. One could ask what information Bill...

The Brothers of Perpetual Manhood

A new group has been founded in response to recent events. They are calling themselves...

Abrams Tanks to End War in Ukraine?

The US has announced it will be sending Abrams tanks to Ukraine. Putin should be...

How To End the War In Ukraine

While visiting Florida, President Joe Biden told the mayor of Fort Myers: “No one f–s...

AOC Almost Murdered by Her Own Voters

In a recent scare, AOC was almost murdered by her own voters. At a sparsely...

American Patriots: Being British Just Isn’t Our Cup of Tea

America is different. Our history should tell you as much, but a lot of people...

Putin Comes Up Short

We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...

Putin To Invade Alaska and Romney

A Putin spokesman says Alaska should be returned to Russia as reparations. Russia is now...

Convoys for Dummies

Convoys have become all the rage. In Canada the parliament was surrounded by huge trucks...