As Biden suffers from the effects of aging, his staff is trying to reduce his gaffs, trips, and public naps. But Biden was way ahead of this planning by creating the dePENNds Biden Center. The Administration was able to block any search of 180 boxes stored in the dePENNds Biden Center. So, what is in those 180 boxes?
- Originally boxes put in the center included classified material.
- The title and handbook to Biden’s Corvette.
- A supply of Depends for his entire presidency.
- Research leading to the cancer cure.
- Multiple slip-on tennis shoes.
- A stash of Hunter’s art
- Hunter’s sperm to sell when art sales lag
- Unidentified white powder
- Viagra
The center continues to be used to store important information, memorabilia, and aging support equipment outside of prying eyes.
Jack Smith, a former assistant U.S. attorney and chief to the DOJ‘s public integrity section, was appointed as special counsel to investigate the records seized from Mar-a-Lago. No Depends or other aging aids were found there. Rumor has it that some of Milania’s panties were confiscated and shipped to the dePENNds Biden Center.
“Adult Change Tables Inside sign, toilet,” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by gruntzooki
