What time is it? Where am I? Who Am I? Wait What time is it?

Joe Biden with a confused look on face

Joe Biden has a lot on his mind. DogFacePonia understands that being President for real or pretend is hard work. We took some time to think about all the important things that are likely going on in Joe Biden’s head.

  1. What Country am I in?
  2. When is that delivery guy coming with pizza?
  3. Do they really expect me to stand here? I am overdue for a bowel movement.
  4. I can’t believe my son Beau is dead.
  5. Malarkey
  6. What time does the plane leave for vacation?
  7. Do you think we will have time to stop for ice cream?
  8. Is Hunter in a Russian prison again?
  9. Does Hunter still have my Laptop?
  10. What time is my sponge bath?
  11. Who is Kamala? Where is Kamala? Is she a Russian spy? Is she one of Hunter’s Girlfriends? Like Beau’s wife?
  12. Is it napping time yet?
  13. They promised me an enema if I showed up to this thing, I hope we have time.
  14. I swear someone is trying to kill me. I hear this cackling laugh sometimes.
  15. Will this debate with Trump ever end?

We here in DogFacePonia feel bad for people with dementia, but Come on Man! Is it really that hard to be presidential for just a little bit? Well, I guess it is this is clear where the saying Stupid is as Stupid does! comes from.

Image From: “Vice President Biden” (CC BY-NC-ND 2.0) by adonis hunter / ahptical