DogFacePonia is very much a site that is into history. We have become the place for in your face PonyTastic goodness. We want to give you our thoughts on some leaked dialog in a new, non-biased movie. Everyone can learn something from Hollywood and the MSM, the big question is should we bother. We have decided to release some of the lines from what will likely be a cult classic, Hunter Biden’s Day Off. SPOILERS TO FOLLOW… If Joe Biden has not already spoiled everything for everyone in the entire county.
Below is some of the leaked dialog along with our thoughts.
Joe Biden: Incredible! One of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second.
We here in DogFacePonia believe this line must clearly be about the fact that Joe Biden barely if ever left his basement during his third presidential run and practically refused to talk to the media. DogFacePonia believes this may have been a smart decision.
Biden: You sniffed me. Look, don’t make me participate in your stupid crap if you don’t like the way it smells. You make me get out of the basement; you make me run for President again. You make me make a phony phone call to the American People? The People could squash my nuts into oblivion. And-and-and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
We here in DogFacePonia believe this line speaks without further comment.
Joe Biden: The country looks so peaceful from up here.
Hunter Biden: Anything is peaceful from one million, one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three thousand dollars richer.
Again does this need us to look into the comment deeper, we think it is scary enough on its own. I truly we would prefer not to know the context.
Economics Teacher A/K/A AOC: Hunter? Hunter? Hunter?
Jen Psaki: Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Hunter pass out at 31 Positions last night. I guess it’s pretty serious, he may have gotten a stripper pregnant. You’ll probably need to circle back on that.
We here in DogFacePonia are starting to wonder if this movie may be based on real life events.
Jill Biden: Oh, he’s very popular Joe. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, Trout swimmers, Chinese, Russians, and Ukrainians – they all pay him. They think he’s a righteous dude.
We here in DogFacePonia are not sure how any comment can justify the line above. Clearly CNN will let us know how to interpret it better.
Hunter: There is an intruder – male, Caucasian, possibly senile, certainly confused – in White House… M-my-my-my name is Biden… Hunter Biden
Hunter: Look, it’s real nice that you hope my father is feeling better, but I’m in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my money. I don’t want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? CRACKHEAD!
We here in DogFacePonia have very few details about this scene in the movie, but we will assume it is when poor Hunter Biden was taken advantage of by China or the Ukraine. It also seems plausible so could be a chance to insert some kind of DeFund the Police BS in the movie.
Thankfully they had to cut art scene. It just cost too much to see Hunter’s Art. We here in DogFacePonia hope that someone will Save Ferris and the rest of us from Democrat non-sense. In the Movies, comedy is great but making a joke of our County! Can the Democrats stop please.