Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Who are the Democrats Putting in the Closet Now?

Gay people spent a lot of time in the closet. Once they came out of...

Plan to Fix Education

We at DogFacePonia are always trying to improve the educational system. To that end, we...

Historically Ridiculous Confirmation

Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed as the first African American Woman (undefinable) Supreme Court...

Putin Comes Up Short

We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...

Putin To Invade Alaska and Romney

A Putin spokesman says Alaska should be returned to Russia as reparations. Russia is now...

Coke’s New Direction: A JaB and A Smile

After a stock price drop from 616 to 465 this year, COKE Consolidated is looking...

Green Trucks and Foreign Fighters to Save Ukraine?

A Russian Convoy 40 miles long has been stalled outside Kyiv for over 12 days....

Convoys for Dummies

Convoys have become all the rage. In Canada the parliament was surrounded by huge trucks...

Which Leader is More Mentally Challenged?

The newest game show is Which Head of State is More Mentally Challenged? The obvious...

Freedom Convoy Not Really Into Burning Things

When truckers in Canada were first considering how to protest, they looked at historical precedents...