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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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Baby Formula Czar
The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC
Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...
WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak
The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job...
Who are the Democrats Putting in the Closet Now?
Gay people spent a lot of time in the closet. Once they came out of...
Plan to Fix Education
We at DogFacePonia are always trying to improve the educational system. To that end, we...
Historically Ridiculous Confirmation
Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed as the first African American Woman (undefinable) Supreme Court...
Putin Comes Up Short
We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...
Putin To Invade Alaska and Romney
A Putin spokesman says Alaska should be returned to Russia as reparations. Russia is now...
Coke’s New Direction: A JaB and A Smile
After a stock price drop from 616 to 465 this year, COKE Consolidated is looking...
Green Trucks and Foreign Fighters to Save Ukraine?
A Russian Convoy 40 miles long has been stalled outside Kyiv for over 12 days....