Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Sleeping Horse
DogFacePonia Rates January 6th Made For TV Movie

In the days leading up to this event there was a lot of Media hype....

Woman with "Not My Czar" sign
Baby Formula Czar

The country is very upset about the baby formula shortage. A new position is being...

Mexican Bus
Company Created to Transport Illegal Aliens to DC

Inflation is soaring as is the price of a gallon of gas. As a Bear...

Fowl Pox
WHO Quarantines DogFacePonia Due to Ponypox Outbreak

The WHO held a press conference on COVID-19 and other global health issues. WHO’s job...

Skeleton in the Closet
Who are the Democrats Putting in the Closet Now?

Gay people spent a lot of time in the closet. Once they came out of...

You Not Elect 2 Fail
Plan to Fix Education

We at DogFacePonia are always trying to improve the educational system. To that end, we...

Ketanji Brown Jackson standing in front of Biden
Historically Ridiculous Confirmation

Ketanji Brown Jackson has been confirmed as the first African American Woman (undefinable) Supreme Court...

Putin Standing with Trump
Putin Comes Up Short

We at DogFacePonia support the research being done to determine the causes of aggression and...

Alaska Territory Map
Putin To Invade Alaska and Romney

A Putin spokesman says Alaska should be returned to Russia as reparations. Russia is now...

Crushed Coke Can
Coke’s New Direction: A JaB and A Smile

After a stock price drop from 616 to 465 this year, COKE Consolidated is looking...