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Fairy Tales
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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Deplorables of the US Unite! Reject Kamunism!
When Hillary Clinton referred to Trump supporters as a Basket of Deplorables, she revealed what...
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Kamala Automatic Teleprompter Plan (KATPLAN)
Joe Biden successfully used a Teleprompter to get elected president or at least that is...
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TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
New Color for MAGA
News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...
The What Color House?
On a cold crisp morning, the sun rises over Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes waft down softly. ...