Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Election Delay = 30 Years of President Pelosi

Trump tweeted today that he wanted to postpone the election on voting concerns. Sources say...

Biden Sniffing out Covid

Creepy Uncle Joe also called the “sniffer” is so called because there are documented instances...

Portland Mayor Re-educated

Hostage taken in Portland!  Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...

DeBlasio and Trump Mural Painting Companies Anticipated

Bill deBlasio is not eligible for reelection in November 2021.  He is preparing a new...

Flush for Freedom

Uberflush is organizing a national protest.  Everyone is asked to flush their toilet at the...

Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland

After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr....

Alien Abductions in Portland

Portland protesters are reporting that people are being put into unmarked vans and detained. They...

Mass Migration from Cities

The current riots and the destruction of cities has resulted in a mass migration to...

JD Pritzker with Donald Trump
Chicago Riots Blamed on Madigan Federal Investigation

Illinois Speaker of the House Michael Madigan is the focus of a Federal Probe. Subpoenas...

COP/CHOP goes to Disney

Since CHOP was invaded in Seattle, the group has been searching for new cities in...