Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Election Media
New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner
Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship...
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Fairy Tales Religion
Democrats Plan to Transition More Holidays
Trans Holidays are all the rage in the Democratic Party. Joe Biden declared Easter is...
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Election Legal Politics
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia
We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...
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Business Economy Legal
Fani Willis’s Future to Go in New Directions
In today’s Diversity Equity and Inclusion World, Fani Willis is looking forward to a future...
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Covid Shark Attack
The U.S. Navy studies the military use of marine mammals and trains animals to perform ship and harbor...
Portland Mayor Wheeler Supports Peaceful Protesters
Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler has been teargassed while showing support for peaceful protesters. The failure...
Presidential Beard
A razor shortage and unemployment has resulted in a new facial hair trend. Everyone who...
Election Delay = 30 Years of President Pelosi
Trump tweeted today that he wanted to postpone the election on voting concerns. Sources say...
Biden Sniffing out Covid
Creepy Uncle Joe also called the “sniffer” is so called because there are documented instances...
Portland Mayor Re-educated
Hostage taken in Portland! Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken...
DeBlasio and Trump Mural Painting Companies Anticipated
Bill deBlasio is not eligible for reelection in November 2021. He is preparing a new...
Flush for Freedom
Uberflush is organizing a national protest. Everyone is asked to flush their toilet at the...
Uberflush Leaves C.R.A.P. Behind for Portland
After the shocking CRAP incident, UBERFlush has decided to move its headquarters to Portland. Mr....
Alien Abductions in Portland
Portland protesters are reporting that people are being put into unmarked vans and detained. They...
