Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Tensions between North Korea and DogFacePonia Rise Over Dogs
We at DogFacePonia are appalled that dogs are a popular food in North Korea. Kim...
DNC Shark Week
Gretchen Whitmer failed to be selected as Biden’s running mate. She was caught on a...
Hells Angels Teach Etiquette to Antifa
Antifa attempted to recruit Hells Angels in Sturgis. This backfired on them as one foolish...
Vote By Mail – What Could Go Wrong?
Mail-in voting is definitely safe says the USPS. Democrats demanded the use of patriotic envelopes...
New YOU DIDN’T BUILD THAT Tax
California already taxes at least two types of assets, property and vehicles (including boats). A...
Hillary Still Wants a Shot at President
Clinton and/or her team were negotiating with presumptive nominee, Joe Biden, the last candidate standing,...
Ronald McDonald House Reparations
Democrats support a commission or other means of determining what form reparations could take. Biden...
Pelosi’s Choice
Joe Biden is expanding his voter base and now has support in triple digits(from Pelosi...
The Find a Biden Sign Competition
There is a new competition created by the Biden Campaign. The Find a Biden Sign...
Chicago Protesters Party With Police
Police last night had the audacity to return fire when shot at in Chicago. A...