Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Election Media
New Guinea Invites Joe Biden for Dinner
Relations with New Guinea and the USA are on a downturn. To reinforce the relationship...
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Fairy Tales Religion
Democrats Plan to Transition More Holidays
Trans Holidays are all the rage in the Democratic Party. Joe Biden declared Easter is...
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Election Legal Politics
The Fani Challenge
Fani Willis felt confident after her testimony in court, which turned out to be justified....
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Ask DogFacePonia Politics
The State of The Union According to DogFacePonia
We at DogFaceponia were asked an important question. How would you describe the State of...
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Business Economy Legal
Fani Willis’s Future to Go in New Directions
In today’s Diversity Equity and Inclusion World, Fani Willis is looking forward to a future...
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Looking Back to 911
Today we are looking back to 911. The country was different then. For those who...
Build Whitmer’s “Evil” Wall
In a stunning reversal (in keeping with Joe Biden’s positions of late), Gretchen Whitmer of...
Cow Gas and Fires are Trumps Fault
Wildfires continue across California, Oregon and Washington. Firefighters have been unable to contain fires in...
Liberals say Latte Riots are Trumps Fault
The top command of Rochester Police Department has defunded itself. The Chief of Police, Deputy...
Nothing to See Here in Portland
In Portland yesterday, the New York Times reported “Fire bombs were thrown at officers, injuring...
Hells Angels Senior Citizens of the Year
As bikers age, Sturgis has been referred to as a “senior citizen” frat party. They...
Biden Afraid to Provide “Non-Existent” Tax Plan
Biden spoke in Kenosha yesterday. He met with community leaders at Kenosha’s Grace Lutheran Church...
Undercover Nancy
Nancy Pelosi performed a patriotic service for her country this week. In an undercover operation...
Kim Jong Un Rules While in Coma
Rumors have been circulating for months that Kim Jong Un is critically ill. Speculation has...
Portland Mayor Wheeler’s Birthday Surprise
Mayor Wheeler of Portland has returned from re-education camp. As a result of his stand-down...
