Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Invite Some Wild Animals to Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving will be here soon.  However, a problem exists, there are only 6 people allowed...

Obituary for Freedom of the Press

There will be a funeral today for Freedom of the Press. The cause of death...

Putin to Ride into the Sunset

Analysts who follow the Kremlin have noticed what appears to be physical symptoms of the...

Move-Into Georgia State of Mind

There is migration from New York and New Jersey to Georgia. Why you ask would...

Media Lets Sheep Know What Their Opinions Should Be

The Democrat Party has informed the American public that in the future if the Democrat...

The New Democrat (Crime) Coalition

Joe Biden has a newly created Democrat coalition. He clearly leads in many diverse groups:...

Make America TaB Again

The Coca Cola Company has decided to no longer make the iconic drink,TaB. TaB drinkers...

CNN Announces a Biden Landslide (Again)

Dixville Notch voted today in the 2020 Presidential election. It’s a sweep for Biden. This...

Unicorn Trump Train

In Texas on Halloween, a Trump train, flags flying, with members dressed as unicorns was...

Biden Likes Cunning-ham

Biden announces a campaign stop in Philadelphia. The large number of peaceful protesters there are...