Author Archives: Mary Unicorn

Joe Moves Inauguration to his Basement

In response to recent security failures at the capital, Joe Biden has determined that he...

CNN Polls Show Republicans Trail in Georgia -Democrats Secretly Terrified

The Republicans in Georgia have been very depressed and concerned about the upcoming election for...

Vaccine Priority Lists for Dummies

Vaccines are rolling out across the country.  Given the decentralized nature of our union, different...

Beto’s Coming For Your Toy Guns

Beto O’Rourke is preparing for gun confiscation with a series of trial runs.  By focusing...

Hunter Biden for Sale

Hunter Biden needs your help to pay his mounting legal fees. A GoFundMePage has been...

Stimulate This

We saw the United States Congress pass a World simulating plan. (too bad it did...

The Truth of Antifa’s RHAZ Is a Joke

Protesters have set up a Red House Autonomous Zone (RHAZ). Mark Twain said It is not...

Time Not Person of the Year

The new Time Not Person of The Year has been announced.  The winner is Not...

Hunter becomes the Hunted as Democrats and CNN plan for President Kamala

Hunter Biden said “I learned yesterday for the first time that the U.S. Attorney’s Office...

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AOC Goya Employee of the Month

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez received the coveted Employee of the Month award from Goya Foods. She was...