Beto O’Rourke is preparing for gun confiscation with a series of trial runs. By focusing on toy guns he can try some ideas while remaining under the radar. He became a mall Santa to convince children that Santa doesn’t bring toy guns or any kind like nerf guns or super soakers. That was unsuccessful as children cried and parents took notice. He decided to just make a list of children who requested a nerf gun or other toy gun for future investigation.
Beto currently holds no office of any kind and so no official power other than those who listen to a loser (he lost to Ted Cruz, in the Presidential Primaries and pretty much everything else). However,, Beto subpoenaed records from stores selling toy guns as a foundation for determining which adults were suspect. Buy your child a toy gun and be on a future confiscation list.
Social media was used to find pictures of kids with toy guns. Put on FBI lists, these future terrorists will be interrogated at school to determine if their parents had guns and where they were hidden. Neighbors are encouraged to rat out the kids in the neighborhood with toy guns. Gift cards are given as a reward.
Nerf guns will be levied $200 per weapon and $20 per nerf bullet. This will be used to determine what the price point is that will encourage people to freely sell their guns back rather than pay the levy.
There is a new license requirement to own a toy gun. It is called a TOID card (Toy-gun Owners ID card). Pay attention to this type of activity in localized areas. These are tests for the future confiscation of real guns.
We at DogFacePonia are onto Beto (and others like him that hate freedom). We are watching carefully to protect your 2nd amendment right to have a nerfgun (or real gun) to protect yourself. If we allow this incursion on our rights, it will only get worse. It may not be Christmas yet Beto, but Santa is making a list. So better watch out, You better not cry, Santa Claus is coming to town.