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The Kill Switch Secret Service Stars in New WHCD Farce: “No Kill Switch, Just Killjoys”The Kill Switch
At the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the Secret Service once again proved they operate on...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2025 Edition
It’s that glorious time of year again—Halloween! And here at DogFacePonia, we’re positively giddy brainstorming...
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Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal
Greenland Hobo-Gate Scandal In the latest thrilling chapter of “What ‘Gate’ Will Be Shockingly Revealed...
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Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside
Biden Promises to “Stick Around”… Beachside In a stunning revelation that shocked absolutely no one,...
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Halloween Costumes to Scare Liberals 2024 Edition
It’s that special time of year again. People decorate their yards with dead bodies, ghouls,...
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The New Red Scare
The House Unamerican Beverage Committee is holding hearings on the Coca-Cola company. The Coke company...
Coke Diversity Training Targets TaB
In Biden’s America, almost every American value is dying. The political correctness mobs, the seminars,...
Caravan to Continue to Washington DC
Caravans are being directed to continue to Washington DC (a sanctuary district) from South America...
Being a Neanderthal and Other Covid Protection
There are many traits that make a person more resistant to Covid-19. More Neanderthal DNA...
Democrats Circling Back to Florida Travel Ban
Andrew Cuomo has convinced President Biden to ban travel to Florida to stop New Yorkers...
Celebrating Presidents’ Day
The Presidents’ Day Holiday is being celebrated this year in a new way by the...
Flash: Will Impeachment Be Longest in History
After the vote to have witnesses, all of the senate and house members will be...
The Race for Herd Stupidity
The CDC says two masks are 90% effective but efficacy is only 52-75% with one...
No More Anthem for Cuban’s Mavericks
The Biden administration is once again worried about Texas. Mark Cuban owner of the Dallas...
Democrats New Plan “Let’s Circle Back, Orange Bad”
Jen Psaki was asked if President Biden was going to watch the Impeachment. She replied...