Biden to be Test Subject for Elon Musk’s Neuralink

Elon Musk announced a chip called Neuralink today. The chip was planted in a pig’s brain and used for a demonstration of his ambitious plans to create a working brain-to-machine interface. His start-up Neuralink applied to launch human trials last year.

The Biden campaign demanded Joe be the first human subject. A coin sized chip will be put in his brain. The interface allows people with neurological conditions to control equipment with their mind. Mr Musk argues such chips could be used to help cure conditions such as dementia which Joe clearly does not have. Mr Musk calls this “superhuman cognition”, which can monitor the activity of 1,000 brain neurons. Joe’s team is looking forward to a cure for the neurologic condition he doesn’t remember not having.

The chip is expected to be in place for the relaunch of his campaign after Labor Day. The team hopes the machine-mind interface will allow them to properly control Joe’s public contact. Musk has explained there are not guarantees it will work out well, as Joe Biden was referred to as “Crazy Uncle” Joe long before he didn’t remember not having dementia.

Image From: “Elon Musk and the Neuralink Future” (CC BY 2.0) by jurvetson

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