Hostage taken in Portland! Inspired by the hostage crisis in Ukraine, Mayor Wheeler was taken hostage last night by Moms for Trump. They forced Wheeler to watch Trump campaign videos for 24 hours. He was forced to make a video extolling Trump’s virtues and promoting his re-election. When released, Wheeler was wearing a MAGA hat and kept repeating 4 more years.
Mayor Wheeler was removed from office and sent to a reeducation camp because of fears he would allow police in Portland to help disperse rioters at the federal courthouse and protect citizens. The perpetrators were arrested but released without bail.