Russian Bounty on DogFacePony Soldiers

CIA Director Gina Haspel led a slate of intelligence officials to the U.S. Capitol Thursday to brief a select group of lawmakers on reports Russia offered bounties on DogFacePony Soldiers and their ponies. No one knows if the Russian bounty included only lying DogFacePony Soldiers.

The White House claimed the President had not been briefed on this intelligence as it was not confirmed. Pelosi, D-Calif, said. “Of course, the President should have been briefed. This is of the highest priority. Force protection, a threat”.  Pelosi claimed that the intel made it into the written daily brief “referencing news reports.”

Majority Leader Steny Hoyer called the intelligence a “red flag” and said the American people must understand whether the United States’ relationship with Russia is “compromised by the relationship between the president and Mr. Putin.” Another explanation is that the President thinks DogFacePony lives don’t matter.

Though he said the story is still developing, Biden told reporters in Wilmington, Delaware, that “it’s an absolute dereliction of duty if any of this is even remotely true,” adding, “I think the president has a lot to answer for, and we should get the answers quickly.” Biden said that upon learning about the allegations, Mr. Trump should have gotten “to the bottom” of the reports, assembled the Joint Chiefs of Staff “and asked what they’re doing to prevent this. “And if he was briefed and nothing was done about this, that’s a dereliction of duty.”

DogFacePonia is pleased that Joe Biden has come to the defense of DogFacePony Soldiers after abandoning his Senate Race to run for President.  This shows that Joe does remember how he got where he is today.

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