Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria

In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the press room.  He seemed to have the support of the fifteen other people crammed next to him.  Due to social distancing the President suggested cutting 75 % of the press corps or only allowing his favorite news guys, maybe three.  Fox news reports they have reporters who are immune to Corona so they should be the chosen ones.

Russia has very few coronavirus cases but suddenly is dealing with an influx of imported mosquitos. Fox News is accused of colluding with the Russians to get Malaria from mosquitos. Entrepreneurs across the United States are now setting up mosquito farms to compete. Fox news cornered the market early for their news room but now have had to invest in abatement which the Chinese are controlling. Further, members of congress are being investigated for purchasing stock in Gilead, 3M, Honeywell and Kimberly-Clark. Gilead is involved in making the Malaria drugs.

The good news is that dogfaced ponies appear to be immune to Corona although they are very irritated by mosquitos.

Image From: “Mosquito” (CC BY-SA 2.0) by theglobalpanorama