Author Archives: Mary Unicorn
Music
Kamala Kameleon
DogFacePonia has created a great song lyrics for a new song about Kamala Harris. It...
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Fairy Tales Legal Politics
Probation Report and Sentence Recommendation for Felon D***** T****
The probation department has interviewed convicted felon D***** T****. They now making recommendations concerning possible...
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Fairy Tales
Godfather of operating systems: The Trump and Kennedy Story
The question on everyone's lips is whether the Godfather will step in once more to...
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Fairy Tales
Make America Venezuela Again!
Make America Venezuela Again?! At one point Venezuela was the richest Country in it’s Continent....
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Election
Left Unprepared, DNC Causes Shortages in Chicago
We here in DogFacePonia, saw this coming. Chicago is basically unprepared to handle anything, crime,...
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Future Shock 2020 Style
Churches in many states are not allowed to open. So where do you go for...
Media Ecstatic over New Entrants in the Veepstakes for 2020
The Vice Presidential sweepstakes has garnered new attention from the media and Democrats. People have...
The New Normal is on a Cruise to China
Covid-19 is bringing about a new normal. Television personalities are looking washed out as they...
ALERT! Bernie Sanders suspends his Presidential run to pursue Senate run in Dogfaceponia
Just yesterday, Bernie Sanders decided to end his presidential run and concentrate on a run...
Fox Accused of Colluding with the Russian Mosquitos to get Malaria
In a daily briefing on the Coronavirus, Trump indicated there was insufficient separation in the...
TPocalypse
Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the...
Shortages in DogFacePonia
Because of the Covid-19 virus, there has been a shortage of hand sanitizer. To counteract...
New Color for MAGA
News anchors and opinion people have finally determined the reason for Trump’s rather orange countenance. ...
The What Color House?
On a cold crisp morning, the sun rises over Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes waft down softly. ...