Shortages continue to develop in DogFacePonia. Toilet paper has totally sold out. Because of the TP shortage, there has been a run on napkins, baby wipes, paper towels, diapers, depends and other paper products.
Over time these other paper products have been used as a substitute for toilet paper with disastrous results. Toilets are clogging up all over DogFacePonia. Uberflush has been overwhelmed and is unable to respond in a timely manner.
DogFacePony Soldiers have attempted to solve the clog problem themselves with tried and true methods. They tried to scrape the toilets with metal scrapers which left aluminum chips. When that failed, they added sodium hydroxide which resulted in toxic fumes and exploding toilets.
The newest shortage is toilets. The Law of unexpected consequences continues to plague DogFacePonia and the rest of the world.