On a cold crisp morning, the sun rises over Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes waft down softly. But all is not peaceful and calm in Dogfaceponia. The snowflakes are upset with their president living in a White House (RACIST). A commission has been formed to determine what color to paint the house.
Blue and pink were eliminated (SEXIST).
Trans ponies wanted purple but did not have the numbers to justify it.
Red suggests communist/socialism thus favoring donkeys (Democrats) over ponies and encouraging illegal immigration of more donkeys. Yellow would indicate cowardice inviting outside attacks.
Rainbow paint would certainly be best but was objected to as heterophobic.
President Trump favored orange to highlight his countenance.
There seemed to be no easy solution. The commission finally decided to have a rotating color display using strobe lights but that immediately resulted in a fight over how to determine the length of time each color would be displayed. As the sun goes down there is no peace in Dogfaceponia tonight.